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  • October 11, 2011 10:00 am

    WHAT WOULD CLAUDIA THE FOREVER-CHILD-VAMPIRE WEAR?

    So, knowing how big of a fan of Twilight I am, this post has been a long time coming. Like Bram Stoker’s vampires, Anne Rice’s are pretty badass. One of the the most interesting is Claudia. Unlike the rest of her kind, Claudia was made a vampire before she was an adult which leaves her to be a child for eternity. At first, that’s cool and her vampire fathers Lestat and Louis spoil her to no end. She ensnares her prey by being an angelic young child, often lost or in need. She murders at will and without care, ugh, kids. As decades wear on, Claudia becomes frustrated that she’ll never experience life as an adult. Her frustration turns to blind rage and she murders Lestat (but he don’t die!) and she and Louis flee to Europe to find more about their vampire roots. In Paris, the pair revel in culture and the arts before finding a troupe of vampires who pretend to be humans who pretend to be vampires to trick their prey. After it is revealed that Louis and Claudia killed Lestat, the theatrical vampires condemn Claudia to death by sunshine. I hate sunshine too. For those concerned for Louis, he lives, but is forever haunted by the death of Claudia. Try to keep in mind what a spoiled child with really good taste would wear…

    Claudia, Interview with the Vampire

    1. Help me, I’m lost and have an undying bloodthirst

    Dress by Christopher Kane, shoes by DVF

    2. We’re moving to Paris because everybody else SUCKS

    Dress by Chanel, shoes by Elie Saab

    3. Oh great, now I’m getting burned alive, this is great, fantastic.

    Dress by Oscar de la Renta, vest by Giambattista Valli, shoes by Nina Ricci

    Enjoy this? Fine, here’s more vampires for ya:

    Lucy Westerna, Count Dracula, Brides of Dracula and the Post Index

  • September 9, 2010 8:54 am
    did you know dracula was mormon? well…i mean he was a bigamist and had three wives, could’ve been on big love. anyway, his three wives lived in his castle with him and found it amusing to prey on his guests. now you may remember from some dracula posts a few weeks ago, that one of these guests was his lawyer, jonathan harker. while staying with the count, mr. harker got pretty familiar with these horrific vampire brides and they tortured him like crazies. think about it though, if you’re immortal…i bet you really hone your sense of style. hmmm…also, these brides would snap that bella bitch like a twig, LIKE A TWIG.1: wife no. 1: dress by balmain, boots by jean paul gaultier2: wife numero dos: dress by john galliano, tights and shoes by bottega veneta3: wife c: dress by tsumori chisato, tights and shoes by rodarte
other posts from of the dracula persuasion…
draculamina harkerlucy westerna

    did you know dracula was mormon? well…i mean he was a bigamist and had three wives, could’ve been on big love. anyway, his three wives lived in his castle with him and found it amusing to prey on his guests. now you may remember from some dracula posts a few weeks ago, that one of these guests was his lawyer, jonathan harker. while staying with the count, mr. harker got pretty familiar with these horrific vampire brides and they tortured him like crazies. think about it though, if you’re immortal…i bet you really hone your sense of style. hmmm…also, these brides would snap that bella bitch like a twig, LIKE A TWIG.
    1: wife no. 1: dress by balmain, boots by jean paul gaultier
    2: wife numero dos: dress by john galliano, tights and shoes by bottega veneta
    3: wife c: dress by tsumori chisato, tights and shoes by rodarte

    other posts from of the dracula persuasion…

    dracula
    mina harker
    lucy westerna