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  • November 19, 2012 9:00 am

    I’ve given you guys a few teasers of this video, but this is the final thing. I picked 12 collections from Spring 2013 and set them to Tchaikovsky’s “Apotheosis” from Sleeping Beauty. It’s essentially the finale of the performance when all the conflict has ended. When something undergoes an apotheosis, it means it’s elevated to divine or heroic levels. Sweet word. I believe there is also a cancer treatment that goes by the same name, but I’m a little hazy on that end of it. Watch it in full screen, watch in HD.

    The collections included are:

    PROENZA SCHOULER

    DRIES VAN NOTEN

    MARC JACOBS

    DIOR

    CHRISTOPHER KANE

    MARY KATRANTZOU

    LOUIS VUITTON

    PRABAL GURUNG

    3.1 PHILLIP LIM

    ALTUZARRA

    PETER PILOTTO

    ALEXANDER MCQUEEN 

    (Source: textbook)

  • June 13, 2011 9:00 am

    WHAT WOULD CINDERELLA WEAR?

    Cinderella

    Well, this post has been a long time coming. There have been a lot of requests for Cinderella but I’ve been avoiding it because it’s so, it’s so Disney. Disney is wonderful when you’re a kid, but they actually take classic stories and saccharine-ize them so much that they’re not nearly as entertaining as they should be. For example, the near-murderess Little Mermaid and the almost cooked to death Sleeping Beauty. The original telling of Cinderella is actually quite tame. Let’s fast forward to the evil stepmother. Lose the fairy godmother and throw in a tree growing from her mother’s grave, planted from a branch that once hit her father in the face. See what I mean? Trippy. The young Cinderella prays to the tree and it grants her beautiful gold dresses to go to the festivals at the palace where nobody recognizes her when she isn’t in rags. The final night of the festival, the prince puts some super glue on the stairs and her golden shoes stick, enabling him to track down the one he loves. He finds his way to the home of Cinderella. The wicked stepmother instructs her elder daughter to cut off her toe to make the shoe fit, but a bird on the magical tree whispers to the prince that he’s being fooled. The younger daughter hacks off her ankle, but her bloody shoe gives her away. Finally, Cinderella is united with the prince…but it’s not over. In hopes of royal favor, the stepsisters attend the wedding and the birds from the magical tree peck out their eyes, leaving them blind beggars forever. That’s awesome.

    1. Listening to Wilson Phillips while cleaning the house

    Dress by Rodarte, coat by Celine, shoes by Derek Lam

    2. Tree, I need a gold dress.

    Dress by Prabal Gurung, shoes by Miu Miu

    3. Tree, I need an even better gold dress with gold shoes.

    Dress by Jason Wu, shoes by Lanvin

    Revision: It’s not actually the tree that gives her the dresses, it’s a magical bird. Thanks for the info, queenofwolves!

  • December 16, 2010 10:07 am

    SLEEPING BEAUTY, YET AGAIN

    Sleeping Beauty

    Oh look, it’s Sleeping Beauty again…hooray! As I’ve mentioned before, the original fairy tale has the princess growing up in the castle and wandering the towers to find a spindle. Of course, since her father had banned all spinning wheels and spindles, she’s never seen one and is curious. BAM! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! One of the good fairies, who already lessened the curse from death to a true love kiss sleep comes and blankets the castle and court in thorns for protection. A really long time later, Prince John comes to the mythical forest and makes his way to the princess. They kiss and get married and have babies. When he is crowned king, he brings the princess to join him and his mother. When away fighting a crazy war, his mother orders the young family to a secluded cottage so she can cook and eat them. Really long story short, Prince John saves the day and the mother drowns in a pot of snakes and acid or something. Yaaay! Disney!

    1. Stranger danger, young princess! Stranger danger.

    Dress by Meadham Kirchoff, shoes by Rodarte

    2. Guys, get your country clothes…your grandma is letting us stay in the cottage, fun!

    Dress by Aquilano Rimondi, crew-neck by Michael Kors, shoes by Chloe

    3. My Prince just smoked your ass and I’m the Queen of the castle now

    Head to toe Christian Dior

    All images from Vogue UK.

  • August 24, 2010 10:33 am
    maleficent is the most badass disney villain there ever was, and probably the most badass there ever will be.  after all, she curses the princess to die, lives in a crazy castle with a goblin army and oh, she can also turn into a dragon.  despite being so busy, she manages to pull everything off with a certain evil charm…good for her, a modern woman.  were she shopping around barneys, i’m willing to bet she’d be drawn towards some lanvin and definitely some balmain…enjoy.
1: crashing a party: dress by lanvin, fishnets by bottega veneta, shoes by balmain2: i’ll go dragon on your ass: dress by balmain, shoes by 3.1 phillip lim3: pure evil: dress and tights by monique lhuillier, vest by lanvin, boots by burberry prorsum
p.s. it’s tumblr tuesday, go ahead and recommend if you’re up for it. thankssssAll images from Style.com.

    maleficent is the most badass disney villain there ever was, and probably the most badass there ever will be.  after all, she curses the princess to die, lives in a crazy castle with a goblin army and oh, she can also turn into a dragon.  despite being so busy, she manages to pull everything off with a certain evil charm…good for her, a modern woman.  were she shopping around barneys, i’m willing to bet she’d be drawn towards some lanvin and definitely some balmain…enjoy.

    1: crashing a party: dress by lanvin, fishnets by bottega veneta, shoes by balmain
    2: i’ll go dragon on your ass: dress by balmain, shoes by 3.1 phillip lim
    3: pure evil: dress and tights by monique lhuillier, vest by lanvin, boots by burberry prorsum

    p.s. it’s tumblr tuesday, go ahead and recommend if you’re up for it. thankssss

    All images from Style.com.

  • April 1, 2010 10:30 am
    in an homage to tim burton’s announcement, i give you the prince from sleeping beauty. most of us know the story from the walt disney version, prince phillip vanquishes maleficent to save princess aurora. the original however, isn’t quite the same. prince phillip is actually prince john, maleficent is actually his ogress mother and aurora has children. most of the details are laid out here in the original sleeping beauty post. anyway, i hope you enjoy prince john from sleeping beauty.1: stumbling upon a castle in the forest: coat by agnes b, glove things by rag and bone, pants by michael bastian, vintage boots2: i’m living a double life: trench coat and scarf by gilded age, jeans by bottega veneta, boots by burberry prorsum3: vanquishing some evil: coat by burberry prorsum, pants by cp company, boots by ferragamo

    in an homage to tim burton’s announcement, i give you the prince from sleeping beauty. most of us know the story from the walt disney version, prince phillip vanquishes maleficent to save princess aurora. the original however, isn’t quite the same. prince phillip is actually prince john, maleficent is actually his ogress mother and aurora has children. most of the details are laid out here in the original sleeping beauty post. anyway, i hope you enjoy prince john from sleeping beauty.
    1: stumbling upon a castle in the forest: coat by agnes b, glove things by rag and bone, pants by michael bastian, vintage boots
    2: i’m living a double life: trench coat and scarf by gilded age, jeans by bottega veneta, boots by burberry prorsum
    3: vanquishing some evil: coat by burberry prorsum, pants by cp company, boots by ferragamo