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  • June 11, 2012 9:27 am

    PEOPLE WATCHING AT PRINCE & CROSBY

    Sat on the corner of Prince & Crosby in SoHo for a few hours last weekend. Here’s the result. Fun times for everybody. HD is up on vimeo, probably your best viewing experience.

  • March 27, 2012 8:03 am

    FASHION WEEK FALL 2012

    Rise and shine kiddos. For the past few weeks, I’ve been working on this video. Last night, after 6 straight episodes of Game of Thrones, I finally finished. I took a few of my favorite fall 2012 collections and animated up right nice. They’re not necessarily my top collections from all over but they’re all great. Press play, hope you like it.

    1. Derek Lam

    2. Prabal Gurung

    3. Altuzarra

    4. Band of Outsiders

    5. Marc Jacobs

    6. Mary Katrantzou

    7. Carven

    8. Lanvin

    9. Kenzo

    10. Alexander McQueen

    11. Prada

    12. Dries van Noten

    Song Credit: Bossa Nova Baby, Elvis Presley

  • June 12, 2011 9:01 pm

    BATHROOMS IN SOHO

    Bathrooms in SoHo

    One of the biggest annoyances about shopping in SoHo, or anywhere in the city for that matter, is when you have to go to the bathroom. Usually, I’m at least one cup of coffee deep and that urge comes like clockwork. Too much information? Well, perhaps you’ve never read the book Everybody Poops, we all do it so let’s help each other out here. Since I used to work in SoHo and live so close by, I’ve nailed down plenty of spots to help you out if you’re in a jam. Who knows, it may just save your life. P.S. Click through for the hi-res map.

    1. Starbucks, West Broadway & Houston

    Expect a wait because every tourist sees the Starbucks logo and thinks, “Yes, bathroom.”

    2. The Apple Store, Greene & Prince

    Immaculate facilities, rarely a line and a pretty well kept secret. There’s one in the 14th street store too.

    3. The Mercer Hotel, Mercer & Prince

    Only downside here is that you have to go down into the restaurant and pretend you know where you’re going. But when you gotta go, you’ll do just about anything.

    4. The Crosby St. Hotel, Crosby between Spring & Prince

    Ooooh fancy!

    5. Starbucks, Spring & Crosby

    Like the one on West Broadway & Houston there is always a line and this one is usually a lot longer. On the upside, it moves faster because there are 2 restrooms.

    6. Bloomingdale’s, Crosby between Broome & Spring

    You can enter on Broadway too, but if you have to pee the last place on earth you want to be is in a crowd on Broadway in SoHo. Pop right downstairs to the men’s floor, never a wait and the air conditioner is heavenly—BONUS.

    7. Le Pain Quotidien, Grand between Greene & Mercer

    Sometimes a wait and I’ve gotten the stink-eye for being a freeloader, but it’s a nice option when in need.

    8. Starbucks, Broadway between Grand & Broome

    Line city and listening to a barista brew up coffee and stuff doesn’t help…better off crossing the street to Bloomingdale’s.

    9. Saturdays, Crosby between Grand & Broome

    Saturdays has some of the better coffee in SoHo and plenty you’d want to buy if you’re into that whole surfer thing. After answering nature’s call, ponder your life in the garden in the back.

    10. SoHo Grand Hotel, West Broadway between Canal & Grand

    You’ll have to fight your way through the tourists checking in but up the stairs, through the lobby and you’re in the promised land.

    11. Opening Cermony, Howard between Broadway & Crosby

    The day I found out Opening Cermony had a bathroom, the skies parted and the angels sang. They’re sort of hidden just before the staircase going to that lofted space.

    12. The Mondrian Hotel, Crosby between Howard & Grand

    If you feel like going to the bathroom in a Dr. Seuss meets people who have way more money than you enviornment, this is the place!

    Of course, this is by no means an exhaustive list but most of my go-tos are here and it’s not even the whole ‘hood. Got something to add? Leave it in the comments.

  • May 10, 2011 9:21 am

    ELOISE, FROM THE PLAZA

    Eloise at the Plaza
    I’ve posted Eloise once before but she’s a fun character so let’s revisit, shall we? She’s perhaps the most uptown of uptown girls having grown up at the Plaza Hotel and we all know what happens to uptown girls when they grow up—they shop like fiends. Without fail, every time I take a spin uptown to Barney’s, Bergdorfs or Saks, they’re out in full force decked in finery and weighed down by Amex Black cards. Now, that doesn’t make them bad people, actually most of them are quite friendly but you know Eloise would be quite similar. So here you go, Eloise, the uptown girl all grown up.

    1. Tea at the Palm Court

    Dress by Burberry Prorsum, cape by Karen Walker, shoes by Miu Miu

    2. Some fancy Cotillion 

    Dress by Oscar de la Renta, shoes by Miu Miu (What? I like Miu Miu.)

    3. Hitting up The Trifecta-Barneys, Bergdorfs and Saks

    Romper by Tibi, shoes by Phillip Lim

  • November 22, 2010 7:40 pm

    There are a few things in the city that let you know it’s the holidays—there’s the Rockefeller Center tree, the snowflakes on Saks and those Santa guys but I don’t think I enjoy any of them half as much as I enjoy the windows at Bergdorf Goodman. Take a look at this video they just put up, so good.