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  • December 4, 2009 9:09 am
    my first brush with lady marmalade was actually in a children’s movie.  you may recall a rather well directed scene in beethoven, where the idiot youngest daughter falls into the pool.  rice, and her brother (name forgotten) fail to notice this near drowning incident because their insane babysitter is belting out lady marmalade and playing it on the piano.  what. the. fuck.  anyway, it was rather hilarious.  of course most of my generation became familiar with her through moulin rouge and the mya, pink, christina, lil kim situation.  enough of that though, when it comes down to it…’creole lady marmalade’ was a hooker on the streets of new orleans, how quaint.  anybody knows to be a good hooker these days you have to keep it interesting.  and i must say, jean paul gaultier really designs well for the whore who knows the art of hooking.  so this post is a little heavy on the gaultier, but that isn’t a crime.  she also looks shockingly like lady gaga.  not surprising, they both sex it up but keep it interesting and somehow classy, unlike some others.1: struttin’ her stuff on the streets: body suit & cape by jean paul gaultier haute couture, shoes by valentino2: hey joe, wanna give it a go?: body suit by alexander wang, tights and shoes by jean paul gaultier, fur by jean paul gaultier haute couture3: seeing her skin feel silky smooth: robe dress thing by jean paul gaultier haute couture
in gitchi gitchi gitchi ya ya related news, a friend just opened up his first new york store, be warned it is completely nsfw: www.coco-de-mer.com

    my first brush with lady marmalade was actually in a children’s movie.  you may recall a rather well directed scene in beethoven, where the idiot youngest daughter falls into the pool.  rice, and her brother (name forgotten) fail to notice this near drowning incident because their insane babysitter is belting out lady marmalade and playing it on the piano.  what. the. fuck.  anyway, it was rather hilarious.  of course most of my generation became familiar with her through moulin rouge and the mya, pink, christina, lil kim situation.  enough of that though, when it comes down to it…’creole lady marmalade’ was a hooker on the streets of new orleans, how quaint.  anybody knows to be a good hooker these days you have to keep it interesting.  and i must say, jean paul gaultier really designs well for the whore who knows the art of hooking.  so this post is a little heavy on the gaultier, but that isn’t a crime.  she also looks shockingly like lady gaga.  not surprising, they both sex it up but keep it interesting and somehow classy, unlike some others.
    1: struttin’ her stuff on the streets: body suit & cape by jean paul gaultier haute couture, shoes by valentino
    2: hey joe, wanna give it a go?: body suit by alexander wang, tights and shoes by jean paul gaultier, fur by jean paul gaultier haute couture
    3: seeing her skin feel silky smooth: robe dress thing by jean paul gaultier haute couture

    in gitchi gitchi gitchi ya ya related news, a friend just opened up his first new york store, be warned it is completely nsfw: www.coco-de-mer.com