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supcakes:  How do you think Dracula would have looked? Like your post suggests, I think he'd lack Bela Lugosi's obviousness: I imagine jet black hair slicked back, almost snow white skin, and devilishly handsome male model looks. A long black coat with the collar popped too, natch. Could pass for a human but would have a certain irresistible je ne sais quoi that made him so other. You?

P.S. Maybe the vampire-ruining franchise will just go away if we stop acknowledging it. Say a mention sends you to Azkaban? Stephenie Meyer is the new, not-as-cool Voldemort (who, wow, you should also do for this).