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WHAT WOULD VERUCA SALT WEAR?

Everybody has come across a Veruca Salt in their lives. You know the type: bitchy, rich and ungrateful. Makes me mad just thinking about it. You’ll remember Veruca from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, she’s the greedy brat that always wants more. First she wants a golden ticket, then she wants a golden goose then she starts yammering on about some bean feast and 10,000 tons of ice cream. Of course, like all imbalanced children that visit Willie Wonka’s factory, she gets her just desserts AND I AIN’T TALKIN’ CHOCOLATE.

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1. Daddy, find me a golden ticket, I don’t care how this upsets the balance of the global economy.

Suit by Carven, shirt by Preen, shoes by Jil Sander

2. “So the other day, I went to Zuccotti park and was like, oh my god, what is this?”

Dress by Chanel, shoes by Ralph Lauren, clutch by Prada

3. “I want a goose that lays golden eggs for easter, 100 a day!”

Dress by Nicole Farhi, coat by Giambattista Valli, shoes by Givenchy

Enjoy that? Here’s more!

Willie Wonka, Anastasia Romanov, Veruca Salt (previously), The Post Index

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